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Jul. 14th, 2009

Bitch, we 'bout to break out with the comeback up in here for realsies, what to the what, to the whatawhat-what.

P-Burgh, City of champions, best put on ur Depends
Cuz we be cummin' round the bend
when we come our jizz will suspend
In yo' fuckin' face before drizzling
down like lace
like a motherfuckin' DOILY
BITCH.

DRINK THAT SHIT UP LIKE TEA
Like fuckin EARL GREY
hold out yo' pinky
while we stick u with a TWINKIE

We back, bitch, ready to gang bang fake mexican hoes
DONTCHAKNOW
while they watch the today show.
 Oh hay there, polyester queer
Bumbling around town with yr greasy hair
Hair all crusted with mousse
The sticky cum from a fucking moose
Carry your Divine doll in your flaming pink papoose
oh, that's ur belly?
ur giant flapping pouch?
Boy u best be getting ur ass off the couch
Take a break from the horror movies
We know u like the ones about rape
Fastasizing a leather hand grabbing
You by the nape
The nape of your neck
WTF we can't find it
Boy, where go ur neck?

Ur internet friends tell us to get a life
While they sit around and cut
their wrists with a knife
A knife made for butter
Because they iz so dummm
Boy go wash ur mouth of their cum
Keep e-hanging with them
ur bound to become a shut in
Next thing u'll be fucking the buttons
From ur drag doll collection
Best gain some introspection
Learn u a fast course in respection
But ur too busy performing solo
bitch i'm talking about masturbation
while ur ogling pink flamingos
lubricating with ur poop and drool
and failing out of art school

U ruined it for yourself
Yes all on ur own
Trying to front like u can hang
with those already grown
When ur DICK don't even know how to
Be fully grown, hanging in ur pants on the weekend
all alone
Bitch go drown on Patron
U smug little Polyester Queer
Add to that cocktail some Draino and Cheer
Drink it down while u spray ur DVD collection
with ur lumpy ejaculation
spread it on some bread and eat it like a sandwich
bitch

Getting pelt at McDonald's by pieces of ice
not even the good kind that drips from our fingers real nice
Heard you screamed louder than when u see a real life vagina
trying to sit on ya
yo mom's vagina
Oh no, bitch is this libel?
This is the truth, not no crime, fool
What, u gonna take me to Internet Court
Because I make gay kids cry for sport?
Quick, call up ur fake friend from Detroit
I'll rip up their body and turn it into art
better than anything u turn in for a grade
bitch, drink my fuckin' koolaid.

Boy I'm ready to take this to the next level
since u just take my words and make them disheveled
I invite u to the street, bring it for a fight
best check ur inbox for the fucking Evite 

Baltimore baltimore baltimore
john waters baltimore
john waters john waters john waters
pink flamingos 
john waters sucking on red vine

divine.

peace out, girl scout.
whuts up whuts up
nine quad, yo, plus thirteen
chunkstyle4 be flying high
on the back of her boy polyester_queen
gettin caught between the moon and new york city
selling sperm for a buck fitty
to get 'em a cab to the broadway show
we be hidin round corners and they aint know
they thinks they aint got a problem
until its too late and be on 'em
straight jumpin on 'em
sticking corn cobs in their bottoms
giving them a disease on their bellies
with the jellies of smelly hillbillies
putting bees in their bonnets
putting whatwhat in their bonnets?
we drop ill rhymes in their bonnets
while they be crying emo sonnets
like they be babies with jaundice
go run, straight up to yo mommies
go cry on yo' slut mommies
tell 'em how you begged "get off me!"
but really you wanted to quote your homegirl blondie
hop on our nuts and yell "call me!"
ya'll so gay go sip your earl grey
we coming back another day
choking back our dickies is how ya'll pay
chunkstyle4, don't forget your friend
ya'll be trading in your closet for a casket
AFTER OUR COCKS KILL YOU DEAD
here u come, chunkstyle4 with ur bible and bag of weed
raisin' red flags with all ur different identities
first u be reading Ecclesiastes
next day u cybering with the hussies
gettin them to flash their titties
after smokin' with ur mommy
she probably thinks ur a lil angel 
when right above hell? we see u dangle
like we dangle our dicks in ur face
spraying your vagina up with mace
making u tell us ur race
ur birth certificate must be misplaced
cuz u seem confused into believing ur african
but u sure do look like a hispanican
i hear u really be swimming with the caucasians
catch u eating raisins with asians
or is it asians with raisins 
we give ur scalp a razin'
best pull ur trucker hat down tight
dont let no one see ur really white!
u taking an albino belly dancer home tonite
cover her face in a curried muslin
ur fake dick's up for all ethnic immersion
can u even keep track of all ur versions?
not to mention ur many different perversions
petting ur potbelly pig
in a portabello portajohn
a portajohn, portabello portaPOTTY
choke on that cocky
my hypothetical cocky
teach u for being cocky
ur asian brang u pocky
EAT IT UP bitch
enjoy it while it lasts
cuz later when u all alone
we gon' rape YOU IN YOUR ASS


whut whut special shout out to our filly <lj user="laurenjanesays"> for collaborating with us on this joint.
'Sup chunkstyle4, you fuckin' Crazy
Ur sanity done went all wavy
Tryin' to front like ur shit be gravy
Like the gravy on mashed potatoes
You be eatin' in Mexico
What u think we dont know?
That your spic n' Spanish
Immigration aint caught u yet to banish
Go on, vanish, u also a fake negro
turning your skin darker with paint
Playin like u a saint
Cuz u dine on the taint
Of all ur Bible college ministers
Gettin' fucked on church stairs
while they bust nutz on ur hairs
and pee in ur rectal cavity
U chow on their balls like a tub of KFC
All greasy and krispy

U wish ur style be krispy
Like my style be krispy
Here, drank some Hennessy
Make u get all drunk and stripsy
So we can grab our glocks
and FUCK YOU
Yeah bitch, we gon' RAPE YOU
Stick our GUNS IN U
Make ur FACE TURN BLUE
from chokin' on our SPEW
our goo
Our gooey goo goo
WIPE IT ON UR ASS.
heard u been tryin to lay some tracks 
for once not on ur arms but on some wax
a record of those things you call "raps"
sounds more like queefs blowing past your meat flap
hanging around giving niggas the clap
bitch close them legs up!


damn u  fouler than a garbage dump
filled with dead hookers sprawled out for a hump
by a gang of herpied albinos
and blind winos
looking for some free Os
and fritos
they be passing u right up
aint wanting no fucking cholos
pull down ur pants they wont stop to look at that
no one be eating you out, ho
except maybe a sewer rat

gonna have to hurry if you want to beat me to the
finish line
never guess who i got producing mine
timbaland's skillz will make my pockets jingle
profits from ur sales wont buy you more than a pringle
what do you expect when ur's is done by rob van winkle? 
bitch u dont recognize? 
it's not like he's wearing a  disguise, bitch OPEN UR EYES
thats motherfucking VANILLA ICE
what's up chunkstyle 
haven't heard yo' mouth in awhile
chunkstyle? more like cuntstyle
motherfucking punkstyle
better recognize MY crunkstyle

i make bitches like you hang like a lazy eye
make you scream like you gettin raped
by a big black guy
giving you a black eye
making you eat a slice of poser pie

you so poor you be recyclin your meals
using poop logs of yesterday's oatmeal
to flavor this morning's bowl of cereal
bitch you better run from me, on the real
i be coming at you with a cock of steel
murdering you then letting you heal
so i can go at it again, all serial
like ted bundy, uh uh uh what

bitch you can't hold me down
you motherfuckin Uecker
best not let your mama out your sight
imma get gone and FUCK HER.

SNAP YO FINGERS. Uh. Uh uh uh bang.

Chunkstyle bitch be frontin' again

</a></font></a>chunkstyle4 wrote:
Jun. 22nd, 2007 03:07 am (UTC)
don't you uneducated monkeys have anything better to do?
i'm rubber you're glue-
your lame raps bounce off me and stick to you.
they stick- cuz all you fags got skin real soiled...
you ring out each other's hair when your cars need oiled.
with your sweaty balls on hand, your ma doesn't need cooking lard
and if i'm not the top homie, why you all be sweatin' me so hard?
ya'll are just jealous, so get back in your cage.
wanna' see slillz- CHECK MY MYSPACE PAGE.

www.myspace.com/screwyousmilers!

</font></a></font></a>glocksonrdicks wrote:
Jun. 22nd, 2007 03:19 am (UTC)
IT'S WRING NOT RING
GO,
GONE GET ABORTED
U AINT AS DOPE
AS PREVIOUSLY REPORTED
U ONLY BE GETTIN FELT
BY A DOCTOR WITH A GLOVE ON
ONLY WAY U GET FUCKED
IS WITH YOUR HEAD COVERED IN A NYLON
BITCH U RHYME BOUT WHAT YOU KNOW
EATIN LARD AND SHITTIN PANTS
WHAT U IS?
SOME FUCKIN ED GEIN SYCOPHANT?

YEAH BITCH I SAID A BIG WORD
HURRY RUN AND LOOK UP WHATCHU HEARD
GOT YO DEGREE IN BIBLE THUMPIN
CANT EVEN GET THE LORD TO GIVE YOU A LIL SUMPIN
LIKE A GOOD HUMPIN UP AGAINST A STICK
U WISH GOD BE SLAPPIN U WITH HIS DICK
IMMA SLAP U WITH MY DICK
MY DICK, MY DICKIE DICK DICK DICK
bitch u done did fucked urself
with a rusty fucking garden spade
an ace, a king
a muthfuckin queen
u best brang me a drink 
stupid ho
or get off the muthafuckin scene

we be wearin' sean john shades
rollin in our escalades
while u's be hanging threads from old navy
off ur stank ass frame
settin' secondhand caps
on ur ugly ass head of naps
full of rocks
of lice
of mouthafuckin cocks

ho u think u be the top homie
just because u be smokin a joint
with ur mommy, ur little fuckin' mommy
all up in yo' bedroom with posters
of that nigga named kwame
from the Apprentice UH UH UH

but bitch stop frontin
i'll blow off ur ass like a redneck huntin
for bears and deer and rooster
u so fuckin short
u be needin a booster
to sit in, a booster seat when u eat at sonic
after smokin ur skunk ass chronic




Jun. 18th, 2007

little fuckin' chunkstyle4 be tryin to hate right back at us. we show her whats up. 

</a></font></a>chunkstyle4 wrote:
Jun. 19th, 2007 02:59 am (UTC)
tick tock-- goes the mother fuckin' clock,
you pansy ass faggots and your limp ass glocks...
you wanna' bang your girl-- pull viagra from your mis-matched socks.
those aren't grillz, they're you're grandma's dentures-
you all take 'em out when your mouths become cock clinchers.
you're all so queer... you're straight eye turned lazy.
you haters call ME UGLY- you nigga's ARE CRAZY!!!!!!
the only place you fags shoot your semen---
is in each other, HOMOS, open your ass cheeks, let me cum in between em!

</font></a></font></a>glocksonrdicks wrote:
Jun. 19th, 2007 03:15 am (UTC)
bitch watch yo grammer
you suck worse than mc hammer
one line be singular then comes plural
your fuckin inconsistencies make me want to hurl
bitch u know a lot about the tribe called homo
u come near me with your sex and i'll say hell no
walk it out ho you even know what that mean?
get too close i'mma squirt you with my peen
looks like we best agree to disagree
i'm like HIV you can't get rid of me

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