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bitch u done did fucked urself
with a rusty fucking garden spade
an ace, a king
a muthfuckin queen
u best brang me a drink 
stupid ho
or get off the muthafuckin scene

we be wearin' sean john shades
rollin in our escalades
while u's be hanging threads from old navy
off ur stank ass frame
settin' secondhand caps
on ur ugly ass head of naps
full of rocks
of lice
of mouthafuckin cocks

ho u think u be the top homie
just because u be smokin a joint
with ur mommy, ur little fuckin' mommy
all up in yo' bedroom with posters
of that nigga named kwame
from the Apprentice UH UH UH

but bitch stop frontin
i'll blow off ur ass like a redneck huntin
for bears and deer and rooster
u so fuckin short
u be needin a booster
to sit in, a booster seat when u eat at sonic
after smokin ur skunk ass chronic




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laurenjanesays
Jun. 22nd, 2007 02:15 am (UTC)
Garden spade?
glocksonrdicks
Jun. 22nd, 2007 02:17 am (UTC)
yo why u frontin!?

a tool for digging, having an iron blade adapted for pressing into the ground with the foot and a long handle commonly with a grip or crosspiece at the top, and with the blade usually narrower and flatter than that of a shovel.
laurenjanesays
Jun. 22nd, 2007 02:22 am (UTC)
No dumb ass...I didn't think YOU would know what it meant.
Bitch...step off.
glocksonrdicks
Jun. 22nd, 2007 02:29 am (UTC)
LEAN BACK!
laurenjanesays
Jun. 22nd, 2007 02:32 am (UTC)
You better recognize you greasy assed punk.
glocksonrdicks
Jun. 22nd, 2007 03:21 am (UTC)
BITCH WE BE GREASY
CUZ WE TRY TO BE LIKE
YOU.
laurenjanesays
Jun. 22nd, 2007 04:16 am (UTC)
You WISH you could be like me.
You're only a cheap imitation.
Just like PLEATHER.
glocksonrdicks
Jun. 22nd, 2007 09:46 pm (UTC)
bitch we'll be cummin' back for you.
laurenjanesays
Jun. 22nd, 2007 09:49 pm (UTC)
Bring it.
chunkstyle4
Jun. 22nd, 2007 03:07 am (UTC)
don't you uneducated monkeys have anything better to do?
i'm rubber you're glue-
your lame raps bounce off me and stick to you.
they stick- cuz all you fags got skin real soiled...
you ring out each other's hair when your cars need oiled.
with your sweaty balls on hand, your ma doesn't need cooking lard
and if i'm not the top homie, why you all be sweatin' me so hard?
ya'll are just jealous, so get back in your cage.
wanna' see slillz- CHECK MY MYSPACE PAGE.

www.myspace.com/screwyousmilers!

glocksonrdicks
Jun. 22nd, 2007 03:19 am (UTC)
IT'S WRING NOT RING
GO,
GONE GET ABORTED
U AINT AS DOPE
AS PREVIOUSLY REPORTED
U ONLY BE GETTIN FELT
BY A DOCTOR WITH A GLOVE ON
ONLY WAY U GET FUCKED
IS WITH YOUR HEAD COVERED IN A NYLON
BITCH U RHYME BOUT WHAT YOU KNOW
EATIN LARD AND SHITTIN PANTS
WHAT U IS?
SOME FUCKIN ED GEIN SYCOPHANT?

YEAH BITCH I SAID A BIG WORD
HURRY RUN AND LOOK UP WHATCHU HEARD
GOT YO DEGREE IN BIBLE THUMPIN
CANT EVEN GET THE LORD TO GIVE YOU A LIL SUMPIN
LIKE A GOOD HUMPIN UP AGAINST A STICK
U WISH GOD BE SLAPPIN U WITH HIS DICK
IMMA SLAP U WITH MY DICK
MY DICK, MY DICKIE DICK DICK DICK
chunkstyle4
Jun. 22nd, 2007 03:38 am (UTC)
again, NOT one rap without referring to sex or rape-
maybe you can get lucky
at the remake of planet of the apes.
so- my degree is in bible... who gives a fuck?
if i had a cock- it be the 1st one you'd suck.
i'd CHOKE you, too... cuz you love to take it all.
i have ron jeremy's # if you want to give a call.
YOU are the posers- your put downs are WACK
i'd bet any money NONE U FOOLZ ARE BLACK

ex_passerine551
Jun. 22nd, 2007 05:01 am (UTC)
Hey yo chunk-syle,
With your gadunka-dunk-dunk,
This lil' fool has some black up in her trunk!
Don't be all assumin' what u get is what u see -
I ain't no ever-day cracker-gal, no plain ol' white shorty!

Step aside and I'll show you how it's done ATL style -
You northern motherfuckers don't have shit ( oh, except for 8-mile....)
See
Down here it's DIRTY
And it's NASTY
And it's LOUD
You'd better grab your dick
Before we do our Mommas proud...











vagynafondue
Jun. 22nd, 2007 03:13 pm (UTC)
FTW!!!!
(Anonymous)
Jun. 22nd, 2007 03:16 pm (UTC)
ftw?
ex_passerine551
Jun. 22nd, 2007 03:16 pm (UTC)
ftw?
vagynafondue
Jun. 22nd, 2007 03:32 pm (UTC)
For the win!!

Don't worry, I had to teach that to that poser CHUNKSTYLE too.
glocksonrdicks
Jun. 22nd, 2007 09:48 pm (UTC)
You northern motherfuckers don't have shit ( oh, except for 8-mile....)

bitch u ain't even good enough to be ridin' all up on 8 mile, whatchu MEAN?
ex_passerine551
Jun. 22nd, 2007 04:37 am (UTC)
***SNAP!!!!***
vagynafondue
Jun. 22nd, 2007 09:32 pm (UTC)
lol @ "slillz"
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